I get it. It’s a NEW year. Great time to pick up something Grande. And no one has the whole year to find out how things pan out nowadays.
But, why are these people all congregating around me as soon as I slipped into the water?
It’s cold out and the water is hot. Some say cold and hot make a good combination - it cleans your fur and clears your mind. I suppose that’s good.
But I see people’s disappointment once they found out what I truly am doing.
I’m sorry, I don’t have stuff that’s more profound to say to you, something that provides vision into your future. I’m just a normal monkey that simply is trying to take a bath. My sincere apologies, peeeeple.
Next time, maybe I should bring along a crystal ball when bathing. At least the ball will make me look smart. I hate disappointing peeeple.